No, Collier. Nobody jokes about toenail polish.

Btw, I have the best boyfriend ever.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

Nabokov

I miss the pesto in Kunming. This summer I will learn to make really good pesto.